THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES.


                                                                       
YES I KNOW I AM CRAZY.X

Hey my loves,

How is going?

I have missed you all. Una don pursue me today so let me drop a post a short one thou.

So this evening after i got back from running in the gym,Yes i now run ooh for 20 mins.

Those 20 mins always feel like an eternity. By the time i am done, i am drenched in sweat and  can barely walk to the car  thats after doing 60 squats all this for hips and bumbum by fire by force.

Anyways back to the story as i got home normal ritual i would go and have my bath. i love to use my parents bathroom because its has a bigger mirror and i now love looking at my nakedness.

That which i hated to see before. As i was passing the mirror anyways, i saw something i had not noticed in my body in a verrrrrrryyyyy long time.

Guess what was staring back at me my VAGINA.



My brothers and sisters people give testimony for different things, fruit of the womb, new job, marriage, safe delivery,new car, safe trip in fact name it all.

Since i cannot testify on the altar of a church that my VAJAY is now visible well Let me testify here.

praaaaaaaaaaissssssssssseeeeeee the LORD........Hallelujah...

Its being almost eternity i saw it ooh my Vjay that is. Not like i couldn't see it sha, but i had to raise my belle to see it. Chei the god of fatness really hook me.

On a more serious note, these are the little things that keep me going. This is one of the things i used to suffer.

God is really showing me that  Phil 4: 13 is not a joke. I can do all things through christ who strengthen me.

My legs are still pissed at me but na them sabi, i will continue to run and push them to the limit.

I am off to bed my darlyns.

Goodnight boo's

Nossybelle out.x




Comments

Tweety said…
Lmaooooo!!!!! I ve died!!!!!
Anonymous said…
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO oh my Lord. I don die. When will you ever behave ehn? Mowumi xx
Nkoli said…
Btw, what did your Vj say now???
Anonymous said…
Carry go and give testimony joor! There is more to come girl. Keep it up.
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Unknown said…
Hahahahahahha Nosa!! You are a legend. ....PRAISE GOD...LOST AND FOUND PUNANIE
Anonymous said…
Hi Nosa...Ur fat friend Nelly is now a trader,did u know? Or was it a joint arrangement between u two to extort money from ur innocent readers who cheer u on? Whatever it is...big thumbs down to ur friend and u aswell cos u two claim to be close,u should have slapped her back to reality when she told u she wanted to start selling unverified crap!
Anonymous said…
@previous commenter please just lets enjoy and share in her joy,its not a moment to be trading insults please.Thumbs up nossybelle ur d bestest n kudos to u dat u even are open enough.this helps us understand the constant battles u face love mwuah
Anonymous said…
Why are you raising Nelly's name here? Please do not do that.
Anonymous said…
abeg tel dat nelly say, make she go mama put shop go sell her food, lol fat pig nelly
Anonymous said…
Not nice - keep it classy.
Anonymous said…
WOW no comment. Focus on the positives Nosa and don't feed the trolls. You're a happy and blessed child. Mowumi xx
uberfabgogo said…
Congrats o... This one requires special Thanksgiving o! N I am tapping into the anointing. ... iv not been able to exercise much cos I'm studying for exams but I run up n down the stairs about 10 times or more daily. ..I also stopped eating cooked food Cept for boiled chicken n fish...because I eat more when I read so I eat more salad n fresh fruit. .. Thanx Nosa for being such an inspiration. .. you are truly God sent to me. .
Anonymous said…
Wow....I just tried out d squats....wow...am I not in luv wiv dis blog?
Nossybelle said…
my darlyn i am glad i inspire you. thank you for reading and commenting always. you guys really motivate me as well. knowing i am not alone in this journey is more than enough for me so thank you.

Anonymous said…
We don't do trashy here....Kapish???Chef
Unknown said…
I had to come read this particular post after reading 'it shall all end in praise''! The first anonymous with the nasty comment please refrain ur brain from thinking up trashy comments and your fingers from typing them. Nosa is an inspiration to so many big girls out there including me in my lepa state! If you have a comment it had better be good or you keep shut!!! Meanwhile Nossybelle how do I increase my Bumbum and hips naturally?
Anonymous said…
Nossybelle...i don die..Congrats baby!...Ur new look will put our friendship to d test oh...now gat eyes 4 u...
Omoye said…
Nosa, you keep me rolling! You really are such an inspiration. U look great, and sharing this journey with us is such a blessing (so thank you).

i must step up my game o. i'm jst slacking here. I dont have enough words to say how great you look.

All na testimony my dear - keep going! The Lord is truly your Strength. xx
pebbles said…
hi, i just came across your blog. good work. can you please put up a breakdown of your workout or what you eat?
thank you.

just bookmarked your blog

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