CHANGES - I SEE THEM ALREADY.
You people, on Sunday when you go to church, please add offering for
this testimony i am about to give.
Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!
So this evening i was dancing and jumping up and down during aerobics,
my shoe lace somehow got loose i BENT DOWN and tied them. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Unless you have being 160kg before and tried to bend down to buckle or
lace your shoes and almost tumbled to death in the process, you will never
understand, EVER!!!! I mean normally if that happens what’s my own? I will just
pull the shoe,pick it up and tie it in my face then throw it on the floor cause
I cannot BEND DOWN and force my leg inside.
I was suffering but I did not know.
I was half way up when i realized what i had done. I went back down and
went to lace my other leg of my snickers to be sure.if I started to shout the
people in the gym will think I had gone mental, they too won’t get it.
In fact ,I am on a shoe lacing spree , I was lying down on my bed chatting
with my friend looked over and saw one
of my shoes that had lace on it, told her to hold on let me lace it to be very
very sure.
Remember i wrote this HERE, as one of the things i want to do by
December 2013?
At this rate i am sure that by the end of this month i may just be
lacing the shoes of anybody in this house who cares to stand for me.
That’s not the only thing i have noticed oh.
About a few months ago the trousers that i wanted to give to obioma to
help me adjust by adding material to the waist so that it can button , I was
not even interested in trying lose weight so they can button, I was rather
ready for them to be expanded…na wa.
I am nacking them well well now. I am even looking for tailor to shift
the pin, they are getting loose…. it is well.
Also, before walking to the office that is directly opp where i live was
like a 5k marathon. I used to dread it. Now i do the walk in 4 mins, I am not
even kidding you.
Then let’s talk about sweating, the worst. Let me stand up here and go
and pick my biro that fell beside my bed, it will be like John the Baptist
submerged me inside the river for baptism.
Let me not even begin to talk about moving from my house to work that
one you will think that rain beat me.
Please don’t laugh, just thank God because it is not funny. I was dying
slowly.
FATNESS is not a good thing my people, fatness is NOT.
This journey has being far from easy, its being only three weeks, and
see all my testimonies....
I wonder what will what happens in three months.
Y’all gats to watch this space.
I am going back to my game of thrones.
Deuces people. X
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